I wish I were a Bad Ass.

I wish I were a Bad Ass
I wouldn’t care what anyone thought
I could drink until I puked
and fight anyone who thought I ought not

I wish I were a Bad Ass
I would say whatever I wanted
Like fuck and shit and dammit to hell
And I would laugh as old grandmas looked daunted

I wish I were a Bad Ass
I could forget about my loneliness
I would have the craziest friends
And if they pissed me off I could leave them for their shallowness

I wish I were a Bad Ass
Though it may not seem the best deal
I would be free of loving without return
And I think its so much easier then being real.